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Sun May 19, 2024
	Photoshop this outdoor BBQ station source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	The "lunch rush" hasn't recovered from the pandemic as more Americans are opting instead to splurge on weekend restaurants. In other news: They are Americans that have longer than a 30min lunch source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Zombie second mortgages are cracking open your homes and feasting on the warm goo inside, kicking longtime homeowners to the curb with little to no warning source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	43
	Yes, even "celebrities" need to pay their rent source: theroot.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Who knew a foreign country didn't allow bullets in their luggage? source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	100
	Once again, police bodycams are worthless if the cops can turn them off (or not even wear them) whenever they feel like it. Followup tag just beats out Asinine, Dumbass tags source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Here's a nice little fixer-upper, especially if you really like steel and concrete and have $2.9 million just sitting around source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	With the next high tide, the Dali will be just water under the bridge source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Iran's President's helicopter suffers a "hard landing" in Azerbaijan. Details are limited, including where the hell Azerbaijan is, and, in a theocratic dictatorship run by Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, what exactly is the job of Iran's President source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	275
(The Doors)	Photoshop this knocker source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	14
	CSB Sunday Morning: That one time at graduation source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Sometime later an alligator, feeling peckish, picked Peter Piper for a picnic source: wokv.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Day 816 of WW3: Zelensky expects Russia offensive in Northeast Ukraine to intensify, warns it may only be the "first wave". This is your Sunday Ukraine thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	203
	It ain't just right-wing nutters who are attacking electrical infrastructure source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	41
	What you need to know about tick season. Yup, it's that Lyme of year source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Apparently reporters have no clue about what a case of beer actually is. Also, what kind of idiots steal Bud Light at gunpoint? source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Residents of Seattle low-income high-rise go a week without elevator. Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, and Penelope "Penny" Teller unavailable for comment source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Cuba laments the collapse of its centuries old sugar industry. With helpful image of Robert De Niro cosplaying as a sugar cane harvester source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Sex offender faked his death to avoid registering for the sex offenders list. Sheriff: "Now, a lot of resources were wasted looking for his body, which was clearly not found, because he wasn't dead," source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Fisherman lands a big one, lets it get away. Subby probably would too if the "big fish" turned out to be a 12 foot long tiger shark source: wsaw.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Old and busted: It's raining men. New hotness: It's raining cans source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	New video shows Kentucky bridge gives truck driver an unscheduled break... literally source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	How about Fark you? The noise is a feature not a bug etc source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Carnival unable to operate rides due to; a) not enough operators b) State inspector shut them down c) someone stole the control boxes to the rides overnight source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	27

Sat May 18, 2024
(Some Guy)	Kentucky gives up on children, focuses educational efforts on feral hogs source: winchestersun.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	EIGHT charged with kidnapping and holding neighbor captive for almost 30 YEARS. That means seven people knew about it and said nothing all this time source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
	$500K of elvers seized at airport. Unfortunately, they did not have cookies source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	22
	"Boil water notice" due to parasite outbreak in Devon mostly lifted. If you're living in Devon and have no idea what this is about you might want to go see a doctor source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Noise Factor comes at you Saturday at 10:30PM ET and hits you with Cybernetic Witch Cult right out of the gate. A couple of stories from a recent live show and also Mastodon, Stone Nomads, Lord Velvet, Pissed Jeans, and a bonus ending source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Remember: flickering lights or doing business with kleptocrats can induce seizures source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Map lead three surfers to their doom in Mexico, continuing Dora's reign of terror source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Sing us a song, you're the Plano Man, sing us a song tonight. Well, we've got your car on a trailer hook, and we're in the mood for a fight source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	A helpful guide to help us old folks figure out what the young whippersnappers invading our lawns are saying source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Photoshop these train tracks source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Fisherman reels in human skull. Does not disclose the lure he used, which is to be expected source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	"The Brooklyn Devil" is New York's last vigilante. The Comedian unavailable for comment source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	42
(Some Guy)	Two hours of music from past Mays on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). Will the ex-con who stole Superman's costume from Clark's apartment be able to tell anyone about Clark's secret identity before he dies after being shot by a cop? source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Can't jog. Can't BBQ. Can't watch birds. Now black people aren't even allowed to buy vacuum cleaners source: oregonlive.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Comes with pool source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	A dying woman has been denied a partial liver transplant for drinking while she was on the waiting list now only has a few weeks left to live. Liver let die source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	190
	Florida's answer to the 10' 8" bridge - the Haulover Inlet. Warning: Australian-level NSFW language source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	29
(Johanna Turner)	Photoshop this happy hiker source: ca-times.brightspotcdn.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	89-year-old woman awoken by men telling her she needed to be saved or she'll burn source: wjcl.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Commencement speaker goes all Oprah on graduates: you get a thousand, and you get a thousand source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	49
(Some rich Guy)	The rich and powerful don't want you to know where they are flying to source: twz.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Remember when the U.S. tried to win World War II with the help of radioactive foxes? source: mentalfloss.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	"I have a great idea for a vacation destination: let's all go to Afghanistan. What could possibly go wrong?" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	"Outrageously" priced weight-loss drugs could bankrupt US health care. "Eating less" still free source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	180
	Um, real friends would not care how much money you're spending to be with them source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Photoshop this Canadian picnic source: bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com \| share: Copy Link	17

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